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A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this
small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble
shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I
have some special voodoo sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex. "
Well , the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied,! "Just try dem on, Mon."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes...something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of
an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent
him violently over a
table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of he Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU
GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!!!!
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A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this
small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble
shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I
have some special voodoo sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex. "
Well , the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied,! "Just try dem on, Mon."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes...something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of
an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent
him violently over a
table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of he Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU
GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!!!!
Oh dear.... 
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