Honeymooners

[patkins]

When the honeymooners came home it was obvious to everyone that tensions were high. The best man took the groom to one side and asked what the problem was. The groom said `After we made love all night and she fell asleep I forgot myself and left 50 quid on the pillow`. The best man said `Surely she will understand that you could not have been expected to save yourself all these years without trying it once`. The groom said ` No, the worrying thing is- she left me 20 quid change`.

[hoggy952]

now you know when you give the mrs money you will never get it all back. good one pat.

[ianmac]

Maybe that's where they met B4, but just forgot...