Adverts and misquotes in newspapers
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and u-p after
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
There's no future in time travel
I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
I bet you I could stop gambling
If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand, we'd be so simple we could'nt
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and u-p after
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
There's no future in time travel
I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
I bet you I could stop gambling
If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand, we'd be so simple we could'nt