Perception

[ianmac]

Two women are chatting in an office.

Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?

Woman 2: Yes.

Woman 1: Was it good?

Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in
three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes,
rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he
lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then
had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an
hour. It was like a fairytale!

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At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with
my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut
the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife
out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a
cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home remember
there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I
was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't
climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I
couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

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--- Ian ---

[dosyoldcoot]

nice one m8, just goes to show that blokes tell the truth and females have to exagerated things.
DoC

[andy4]

good 1 ianmac

[jasbo7]

spot on m8......

[hoggy952]

surprised me he managed to find the matches in the dark

[pantomime horse]

and whats the difference between a woman and a shite?


when you've had a good shite you don't need to cuddle it for an hour