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  • Thor2
    Top Poster +
    • Dec 2009
    • 227

    #1

    Camping&Fishing.

    Camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot.
    Two days before they are due to leave, Dave's wife puts her foot down
    and tells him he's not going.
    His mates are naturally pissed off that he can't go, but what can they
    do, they decide to push on.

    Two days later the three fellas arrive at the remote camp site to find
    Dave sitting there with a tent set up,
    firewood gathered, beer open and fish cooking on the fire.

    Steve: 'Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife
    into letting you go?'

    Dave: 'I've been here since last night. Yesterday afternoon I was
    sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
    over
    my eyes and said 'guess who?'

    I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through
    nightie.

    She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen
    candles and rose petals all over.
    On the bed were handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her
    to the bed, so I did.'

    'And then she said:' 'Do whatever you want.'

    So here I am..
  • ianmac
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2008
    • 922

    #2
    good one.

    But I would not want to be in Dave's shoes when he gets back home...

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    • ruudvandan
      DK Veteran
      • Dec 2008
      • 1091

      #3
      Originally posted by ianmac
      good one.

      But I would not want to be in Dave's shoes when he gets back home...
      Why not? he only did as he was told!
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      • Bulld0g
        V.I.P. Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 7158

        #4
        Hehehehe

        THE TRUTH
        The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

        Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
        The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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        • matzu
          Newbie
          • Apr 2010
          • 4

          #5
          hahahaha...i wonder what his wife plots when he gets home

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