posh woman goes into an upmarket jewellers, she sees a nice big diamond ring in a case. she bends down to take a close look at it and lets out a thundering fart, hoping no one has noticed, stands up and askes the jeweller behind the counter "how much is that one?" the jeweller says "madam if you farted looking at it you'll shit yourself when i tell you the price"
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good one m8
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'. -
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our lass says its a shite old joke. And original was about a carpet, long before diamonds were invented.
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I don't wanna shit myself,I have to stay away from Diamond stores from now on.haha
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