Gordon Brown

[shuffs]

Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night. He found 1 such girl in a local pub. He said "i'm Prime Minister of Britain, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" Her reply "Mr Prime Minister, if you can my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times were living in & keep it rising like the price of petrol, and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a fcuking penny".

[hoggy952]

oh by the way the lady was a boy

[patkins]

oh by the way the lady was a boy

Do you know him personally Hoggy?

[hoggy952]

Do you know him personally Hoggy?

certainly NOT I do not frequent such places

[Meat-Head]

certainly NOT I do not frequent such places

Just for reference, like most places we have a 'home made' list of phone numbers on the wall at work, look closely blended in is a number for a local
'massarge parlour' If you ever ring the rung just say "hello seen you advert
in the local paper, the 'Daily-Meat'"
Just cringe as you get a 'full spec sheet' of what is on offer.

[hoggy952]

Just for reference, like most places we have a 'home made' list of phone numbers on the wall at work, look closely blended in is a number for a local
'massarge parlour' If you ever ring the rung just say "hello seen you advert
in the local paper, the 'Daily-Meat'"
Just cringe as you get a 'full spec sheet' of what is on offer.

Ive rung the number they say the steak and chips offer is finished so I wont be going.