A Beer Please

[hoggy952]

1. As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
   
   In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
   
   However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering, and/or fermenting.
   
   Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
   
   Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
   
   There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
   
   
   
   

[talmadge]

Now if I can just convince my wife of that!!!

[hoggy952]

Now if I can just convince my wife of that!!!

just buy her something nice first then your halfway there.

[cantona7]

just buy her something nice first then your halfway there.

i normally use ruhipnol

[hoggy952]

i normally use ruhipnol

on your mrs, your a brave man.