The Bacon tree

[khenryashley]

It is Saturday after a long week!

>> The Bacon Tree

>> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United
>> States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie
>> down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
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>> "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
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>> "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
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>> With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
>> distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
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>> There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked
>> bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
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>> "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
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>> "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
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>> "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
>> bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
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>> And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
>> metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens
>> up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe
>> with his dying breath,
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>> "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
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>> "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
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>> "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
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>> Ees a ham bush...."

[pantomime horse]

read it right to the end
then remembered hearing it when I was at school 30 years ago

[khenryashley]

The old ones are the best though !!!!