A Grandma Goes To Court
In a trial,a southern-smalltown prosecuting attorney called his first witnness,a grandmotherly,elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked,Mrs. jones,do you know me? she responded,Why, yes,I do know you, Mr Williams. Ive known you since you were a boy, and frankly, youve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and you talk about them behind their backs.You think your a bigshot when you havent the brains to realize youll never amount toanything more than a two bit penpusher.Yes,I know you.
The Lawyer was stunned.Not knowing what else to do,He pointed across the room, and asked.Mrs jones do you know the defense attorney?
She again replied, why yes, I do. Ive known Mr.Bradley since he was a youngster,to. Hes lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.He cant build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire estate.Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.One of them was your wife.Yes,I know him.
The defense attorney nearley died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and,in a very quite voice said,If either of you idiots asks if she knows me,I,ll send both of you to the electrc chair.,
He approached her and asked,Mrs. jones,do you know me? she responded,Why, yes,I do know you, Mr Williams. Ive known you since you were a boy, and frankly, youve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and you talk about them behind their backs.You think your a bigshot when you havent the brains to realize youll never amount toanything more than a two bit penpusher.Yes,I know you.
The Lawyer was stunned.Not knowing what else to do,He pointed across the room, and asked.Mrs jones do you know the defense attorney?
She again replied, why yes, I do. Ive known Mr.Bradley since he was a youngster,to. Hes lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.He cant build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire estate.Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.One of them was your wife.Yes,I know him.
The defense attorney nearley died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and,in a very quite voice said,If either of you idiots asks if she knows me,I,ll send both of you to the electrc chair.,