Blokes gets in from work and sees his wife sat on the couch legs akimbo wearing a pair of crotchless panties.
she asks 'would you like to bury your face down there?'
he replies 'no fu(kin' chance, look what it's done to your knickers'
she asks 'would you like to bury your face down there?'
he replies 'no fu(kin' chance, look what it's done to your knickers'

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