Female Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach under a palm tree.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The brunnette said,
"Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The redhead said,
"Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The blond came to him and said,
"Have you ever been ****ed?"
The fellow said, "No."
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach under a palm tree.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The brunnette said,
"Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The redhead said,
"Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The blond came to him and said,
"Have you ever been ****ed?"
The fellow said, "No."
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."