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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    the redhead

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
    He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of mid air, and hands it back.
    "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
    place.
    "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
    theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh.
    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
    place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
    They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
    guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
    "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
    every guy you meet? "
    "No, "she replies. . . "

    "You just happened to catch my eye."
  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    Originally posted by hoggy952
    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
    He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of mid air, and hands it back.
    "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
    place.
    "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
    theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh.
    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
    place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
    They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
    guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
    "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
    every guy you meet? "
    "No, "she replies. . . "

    "You just happened to catch my eye."

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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