Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday. His dad said "we would get you one but our mortgage is ?90,000 and your mum has lost her job." Next day Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asked "where you going son?" Patrick replied "I walked passed your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then i heard mum tell you to wait coz she was comin too. I'm not staying here on my own with an ?90,000 mortgage and no f*cking bike"
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