Eight things

[shuffs]

Eight things women should say to men:-
1. I'm bored, lets shave my pussy.
2. RU sure u've had enough to drink?
3. That fart was great do another.
4. Of course i swallow, i love it.
5. No thats ok, you watch ~~~~, i'll w*nk you after i've done the
washing up.
6. Just for a change put it in my arse.
7. How about you get that girlie from work to join in.
8. Marriage, no way.

Sadly Carlsberg don't do these girlfriends but Thailand does!

[gmb45]

wish i could find a bird like that

[hoggy952]

you forgot no 9 which is here's ?50. go and see your mates in the pub.