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  • z786
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 4781

    #16
    good question mate, wer as showin tits and bums mite contravene religion, thats between you and your god, but wen u include religion itself thats wer it separates the line between a joke at something or a joke at god himself

    obviously if you wer a religious man u wud understand, and if you wer a product of godlessness i cant blame you
    "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie"

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    • Jim.Mahoney
      V.I.P. Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 4249

      #17
      Originally posted by z786
      good question mate, wer as showin tits and bums mite contravene religion, thats between you and your god, but wen u include religion itself thats wer it separates the line between a joke at something or a joke at god himself

      obviously if you wer a religious man u wud understand, and if you wer a product of godlessness i cant blame you
      My friend, I spell God with a capital G....

      According to Muslim theology, mankind's chief failing is pride and rebellion. In their pride, humans attempt to partner themselves with God and thereby damage the unity of God. Thus pride is Islam's cardinal sin. The cardinal virtue, then, is submission, or islam.
      Islam is a monotheistic religion based on revelations received by the Prophet Muhammad in the 7th century, which were later recorded in the Qur'an (Koran), Islam's sacred text. The faith spread rapidly and today Islam is the second largest religion in the world. The Arabic word islam means "submission," reflecting the religion's central tenet of submitting to the will of God. Islamic practices are defined by the Five Pillars of Islam: faith, prayer, fasting, pilgrimage and alms.
      Despite God's transcendence and ultimate unknowability, however, the Qur'an does not teach that God does not know us, nor that he remains aloof in some distant heaven. Quite the contrary: He is present everywhere and "as close to a man as the vein in his neck."
      Try as I might, I can't find anything about jokes....

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      • z786
        DK Veteran
        • Aug 2009
        • 4781

        #18
        only if it was as easy 2 sum up in 3 paragraphs
        lets jus leav it at dat
        "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie"

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        • mtechno
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2010
          • 397

          #19
          Sad State

          Of coarse he has a sense of humour, that's why he invented women! The only reason he created Adam before Eve was because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam!

          60% of jokes only exist because they may be offensive to someone!

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