GUY SAYS TO HIS WIFE: DARLING WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I`VE WON THE LOTTERY?
WIFE REPLIES: I WOULD TAKE HALF, THEN LEAVE YOU.
GUY SAYS: EXCELLENT! I HAD 3 NUMBERS AND WON A TENNER. HERES A FIVER-NOW F**CK OFF.
WIFE REPLIES: I WOULD TAKE HALF, THEN LEAVE YOU.
GUY SAYS: EXCELLENT! I HAD 3 NUMBERS AND WON A TENNER. HERES A FIVER-NOW F**CK OFF.

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