jake and becky

[cantona7]

Jake was in hospital dying,his wife becky was by his bedside.
"Becky"he said in a soft and tired voice.
"there is something i must confess"
"shhh,there is nothing to confess,everything is all right"she replied
"no i must die in peace,i sh*gged your sister,your best friend her best friend and your mother!!!"
"i know"whispered becky softly in his ear
"thats why i poisoned you,you c*nt!"

[dotsz]

very good , thats the last time i,m eating sour chickhen !!!!!!!!!

[Dreamer]

Jake was in hospital dying,his wife becky was by his bedside.
"Becky"he said in a soft and tired voice.
"there is something i must confess"
"shhh,there is nothing to confess,everything is all right"she replied
"no i must die in peace,i sh*gged your sister,your best friend her best friend and your mother!!!"
"i know"whispered becky softly in his ear
"thats why i poisoned you,you c*nt!"

yeah I like it, not sure why it's in the comedy section though. Isn't that a true story

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

QUALITY!!! Where did you dig that one up from? Im still laughing. Its a basic but brill joke. Oh ye. Im sure i heard summin like that on the 10o'clock news last night.