Gene of the bottle

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  • Upsolo
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    • May 2010
    • 110

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    Gene of the bottle

    Two young spouses are playing golf; when approaching a hole the wife completely misses and sends the ball to break the glass of a villa nearby.
    Worried about, the couple approaches with caution at home and remain amazed at how beautiful.
    Scared to damage could have caused, however decided to ring the doorbell. Having no response and noticed that the door is open, they enter quietly.
    Entered the magnificent hall noticed an old broken bottle near the window.
    Suddenly a distinguished gentleman of middle age, dressed in a very Arabic, is their saying:
    - Thanks for having saved me. Were 5000 years that I lived imprisoned in that bottle. Now I can grant three wishes: two I leave to you, but the third is mine!
    The husband says without even thinking:
    - I want a salary of 100,000 euros per month for the rest of my life!
    His wife follows:
    - I want a house I own in every state of the world!
    And genius:
    - It is! My only wish is to have sex with the lady ... you know how ... after 5000 years of abstinence ...
    Husband and wife agree that with everything they earn is worth sacrificing a bit ', and she is flat with the genius ...
    Two hours later, over all, the genius, smoking a cigarette comfortably nestled between the sheets, turned to the woman:
    - How old is your husband?
    - 35 ... Why?
    - And you?
    - 33, but why?
    - Do not you think that at your age it is appropriate to stop believing the genes of the bottles?
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