choose.................

[fukwullie]

choose.................

choose deep fried pizza,
choose irn bru,
choose tablet and macaroon,
choose pubs wi nae windaes & shitters wi nae bog roll,
choose buckfast,
choose to get your motor washed for a fiver then the very same night it gets pinched by the same wee ***** that washed it,
choose a fekin big chib down your face by some wee w**k in a shellsuit calling you a bawbag.


CHOOSE GLASGOW FOR THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES 2014

are they aff theyre feking heids............................................

[pantomime horse]

choose to have your wheels pinched when you stop to ask for directions