gay ray goes to the doctors..

[melmar]

Big Gay Ray goes 2 the docs 2 get his results.
The doc sez "I'm sorry big Gay Ray you've got aids...!"

Big Gay Ray is devastated and asks the doc what to do.

The doc sez " Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts,40 peanuts and half a box of All Bran Cereal & top it off with a half gallon of prune juice"

"Will this cure me ?" Asks Gay Ray

"No." Sed the doc. " But it will give
you a better understanding of what your ASS is for..!"

[pantomime horse]

gay ray goes back to the doctor for another check up

doctor says "I've got good news and bad news for you"
"bad news first " said ray
"well" said the doc, "you still got aids, but good news, your cancer is eating it".