A monkey in the bar

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  • caveman_nige
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 4920

    #1

    A monkey in the bar

    A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
    The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" so the man picks up the monkey and leaves.
    Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it.
    The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?"
    The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"

  • cantona7
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 936

    #2
    excellent

    when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea

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