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  • .: JaCkPoT :.
    Retired Sat TV Addict
    • Aug 2008
    • 5607

    #1

    Tennis

    A sporty young lady was very keen to give tennis a go. So she decided to to go to training at a local park.
    When she arrived she gave it a go straight away, but her grip was wrong and she was horrific, every time she hit the ball it raced in to the net. When she tried to hit it over the net it went over the opposite fence. So the trainer gave her some advice and said.. Hold your racket like how you would hold your husbands member, so she did and straight away she hit top spin winners down the line. Then the trainer said "now try taking the racket out your mouth"
    Good one init

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  • andy4
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    • Apr 2008
    • 1125

    #2
    good one sadiq,think i know her
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    • .: JaCkPoT :.
      Retired Sat TV Addict
      • Aug 2008
      • 5607

      #3
      I found it elsewhere. But it is very good.

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      In the good old days, I had
      DM800s HD
      Openbox S10
      TM500
      DM500s
      90cm FortecStar dish
      Maxx 110cm Dish
      Technomate 2300 Motors

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