little kate!!!!

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  • cantona7
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 936

    #1

    little kate!!!!

    little kate was asleep in class so the teacher decided to catch her out and ask's

    "tell me kate,who created the universe??"

    when she did not stir,her friend bob jabbed her in the side with a pen.

    "GOD ALMIGHTY!"shouts kate

    a little later,teacher asks her,

    "who is our saviour??".

    bob again prods her with a pen and kate shouts

    "JESUS CHRIST!!"

    the teacher was determined to catch her asleep and asks

    "what did eve say to adam after thier 23rd child??"

    bob again jabs kate with the pen and she screams

    "IF YOU STICK THAT FCUKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME,I'LL BREAK IT

    OF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!"

    when the sea gulls follow the trawler,it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
  • terrain
    Member
    • Aug 2008
    • 46

    #2
    nice one that.

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    • .: JaCkPoT :.
      Retired Sat TV Addict
      • Aug 2008
      • 5607

      #3
      Oh my... Thats the funniest Ive heard for a while now.

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