would i make a good mod

[Dreamer]

you would both get my vote but i'm biased cos your both me mates

I see you got their cheques cleared than

How much did they send you?

[thered]

dreamer if you cant say anything nice keep it zipped

[Dreamer]

You want me to say something nice?..about you..? SEND MORE MONEY THEN


A tenner is an insult just cause cantona can be bribed that easily don't expect a Tenner to work with me





P.S I think thered and shady are funny (that's nice isn't it?)

[thered]

if i was a mod i could edit that into something nice

i know your game you are playing hard to get

just say something nice it wont hurt just one thing but dont say i look nice pale cos that would be an insult

[thered]

story of my life day 2 of trying to move up the ladder of colour i have been moved to the comedy section

thats just great when i was young i was class clown now i have a comedy slot on dk it cuts me so deep it hurts


why oh why do you mock me oh great one havent i been punished enough my life is one misery after another digital kaos is my only salvation and i feel i have been shunned by my first love dk im like a cow with blue tongue my life is in ruins


who put me in comedy why do you hurt me so i have feelings i could be a great servant here but alas i am just like the kid of charlie brown i have a raincloud that follows me everywhere my one ray of light digital kaos is fading like a torch with a flat battery my hopes and dreams lie in tatters

why do you curse me lord even now at home i have just been too empty a load only to find there is no bog roll the house is empty i find myself using socks

god i feel low especially as have had to put the socks back on my feet they are my only pair

go on have your laughs stick me in comedy i can take it what i cant take is this pale colour its horrible like semolina you all go,go on enjoy yourselves bask in your toilet roll and your clean socks and your technicolor but spare a thought for the whiteys and my m8 shady who is as heartbroken as i am its inconsoleable

[shady77]

jeez mate, i feel like slitting my wrists!

[shady77]

Oh great and powerful Devilfish
Can you see your way clear to granting this wish?
Myself and Thered just want to be pink
Yet we find ourselves shunned, why? why? why? i constantly think
We would be helpful, loyal and true
If you could do something about our lack of hue
Dk is our life, on here, we fit
If you dont make us pink, that would be sh*t
I notice this is now a comedy thread
But we are deadly serious, myself and thered
Please think on this while you decide
We may even contemplate suicide.
Oh powerful fish! Hear our prayers!!!
Make us pink! Its only fair!

[thered]

Oh great and powerful Devilfish
Can you see your way clear to granting this wish?
Myself and Thered just want to be pink
Yet we find ourselves shunned, why? why? why? i constantly think
We would be helpful, loyal and true
If you could do something about our lack of hue
Dk is our life, on here, we fit
If you dont make us pink, that would be sh*t
I notice this is now a comedy thread
But we are deadly serious, myself and thered
Please think on this while you decide
We may even contemplate suicide.
Oh powerful fish! Hear our prayers!!!
Make us pink! Its only fair!

truly touching a masterclass of literature wordsworth would be proud

[shady77]

truly touching a masterclass of literature wordsworth would be proud

Damn! I was going more for Dr Seuss.

[portbhoy]

Are you 2 still at it someone make them a VIP just to shut them up pllllleeeeeeeaaaaassssssseeeeeeee

[shady77]

yeah! make us pink and we will shut up!

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Or howabout just buying some felttips and colouring your monitor in pink or blue or red if you want. That will give your name some colour.

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

Just put these on vip trials. (Make sure they fail). that will shut them up.

[thered]

Just put these on vip trials. (Make sure they fail). that will shut them up.

good idea i like it



anyways as baldrick once said i have a cunning plan


today is saturday the day of x-factor and what do they do on x-factor when the going gets tough you either get a stutter or kill your family off

the public love it they love an orphan or someone with a dead wife look at that bloke with the orange face and hair last week said he was singing for his dead wife and that was it even loui was in tears he should have went weeks ago so here goes

i am an orphan my mother was killed before i was born, by a meerkat on a safari trip to borneo,shredded by a thousand claws god rest her soul she meant the world to me even though i never seen her she talks to me in my dreams she knows how much i want this i just want to make her proud

i dont have much look with parents my father was killed by a meteorite after he built a time machine to see how the dinosaurs were wiped out talk about bad timing he had just got there

but he knew how much i wanted this he seen the letters to jim l fix it from my motherless childhood he knows all i want to do is serve dk and make every one proud

so that next time i get my oiuja board out we can all get together and cry so please i need this to erase to awful tragedy of my life

hope is eternal god bless you dker's

[Jaffa]

If I could give you may VIP status just to shut you up I would..... Its only a colour but it seems to mean a lot to you and one day I am sure you will get your wish but the offer is there for me to be removed from VIP so you can be all bright and sparkly. I dont mind what colour I have... but that story brought a tear to my eyes and I just felt I had to offer some help, it would have been easier to help if you had a premium line number though..........