Shocking news down at the Cadbury factory today! One onlooker said:
"Well Mr Cadbury met Mrs Rowntree in a room on Quality Street. It was after 8. He turned out the light for a bit of black magic! He then slipped his hand into her snickers and showed her his curly wurly. Not keen to have any jelly babies, she let him take her up the bourneville boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his fun sized mars bar. It felt a bit crunchie so she wanted some time out, but he did a twirl and came in a very milky way"
"Well Mr Cadbury met Mrs Rowntree in a room on Quality Street. It was after 8. He turned out the light for a bit of black magic! He then slipped his hand into her snickers and showed her his curly wurly. Not keen to have any jelly babies, she let him take her up the bourneville boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his fun sized mars bar. It felt a bit crunchie so she wanted some time out, but he did a twirl and came in a very milky way"