3 scientist decide to conduct an experiment, they get a elephant and ram a cork up it's arse and feed it on nothing but baked bean's for a whole month.
On a seperate scale model they train a monkey to pull the cork in and out of the elephant's arse.
On the day of the experiment, the first scientist stands at 50m from the elephants arse,the second one at 10m and the final one at 1m.
They signal the monkey to remove the cork and whoooosh, the scientist at 50m is up to his knee's in "shite" so he wades towards the poor scientist at 10m, he is up to his waist in "shite" so together they wade towards the poor scientist at 1m. When they reach him just his head is sticking out the "shite", but he is laughing his head off.
"whats so ~~~~ing funny you're covered from head to foot in shite ?" ask the first two scientist.
He replies, " I know but you should have seen the monkey trying to get the cork back in !!!!!!!!
On a seperate scale model they train a monkey to pull the cork in and out of the elephant's arse.
On the day of the experiment, the first scientist stands at 50m from the elephants arse,the second one at 10m and the final one at 1m.
They signal the monkey to remove the cork and whoooosh, the scientist at 50m is up to his knee's in "shite" so he wades towards the poor scientist at 10m, he is up to his waist in "shite" so together they wade towards the poor scientist at 1m. When they reach him just his head is sticking out the "shite", but he is laughing his head off.
"whats so ~~~~ing funny you're covered from head to foot in shite ?" ask the first two scientist.
He replies, " I know but you should have seen the monkey trying to get the cork back in !!!!!!!!