Man goes to Doctor and says
`Doctor you`ll probably think I`m mad but I can hear a voice inside me in the stomach area.
`Oh yeah` says the Doctor `And what is the voice saying`
Man says`The voice is saying-I`m gonna hurt you- I`m gonna cause you real pain- You`re gonna bleed inside-I`m gonna put you in hospital`.
Doctor says `It sounds like a threatening appendix`.
`Doctor you`ll probably think I`m mad but I can hear a voice inside me in the stomach area.
`Oh yeah` says the Doctor `And what is the voice saying`
Man says`The voice is saying-I`m gonna hurt you- I`m gonna cause you real pain- You`re gonna bleed inside-I`m gonna put you in hospital`.
Doctor says `It sounds like a threatening appendix`.

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