After a long and hard night two priests go for a shower, once fully naked one priest realises that theres no soap left. He tells the other priest and he says "its our lucky day, ive got two in the other room" so off he went to go and get it. Once he is in the room he picks up the soap, 1 in each hand. On the way back down the long corridoor towards the shower he sees two females coming his way. With no other option he decides that he will go against the wall like a statue and hope that he doesnt get seen naked.
As he was against the wall the two ladies were passing and one said"look at that very realistic nude statue" so the other lady looks and randomly decides to pull the mans wanger so she does. As she pulled it one of the soap bars fell, she was curious so she tried again and this time the other one fell. She then said"wow a soap dispenser". Hoping for more soap she pulled again but this time nothing happened. She pulled it again and still nothing happened so she was about to go when the other lady recommend that she should carry on pulling it so she did and suddenly white liquid began to pour and the lady shouted in amazement "its a handwash dispenser too!!"
As he was against the wall the two ladies were passing and one said"look at that very realistic nude statue" so the other lady looks and randomly decides to pull the mans wanger so she does. As she pulled it one of the soap bars fell, she was curious so she tried again and this time the other one fell. She then said"wow a soap dispenser". Hoping for more soap she pulled again but this time nothing happened. She pulled it again and still nothing happened so she was about to go when the other lady recommend that she should carry on pulling it so she did and suddenly white liquid began to pour and the lady shouted in amazement "its a handwash dispenser too!!"
dats to funni
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