On the pull.

[shuffs]

Over the past year, i've been on the pull a lot. For your benefit,
i've catalogued my best chat up lines and there effectiveness:
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" -23% success rate.
"Grab your coat you've pulled" -37% success rate.
"Is that a ladder in your stocking or just the stairway to heaven" -48% success rate.
"I've lost my phone number, can i have yours?" 52% success rate.
"I'm going to poke you in a minute, whether its with my penis or with this knife. Now get in the f*cking van."-100% success rate!

[patkins]

Jeez shuffs when you stated that you were on the pull a lot I thought you meant...Well, what was I supposed to think.
Yeah, that last one about the knife etc. gets right to the point. Good one shuffs.