A girl is about to go on a first date. The mother worried tells her:
- Look, the boys are all pigs. You have to be careful. If he tries to touch your breasts you say "there are the thorns that *****!" and if he tries to touch you between your legs say "no, there is a furnace that burns."
The daughter answered that she understood perfectly and goes to the appointment. After, when his mother ask her:
Daughter:
- He wanted to touch my breasts and I told him: "No, there are the thorns that *****." Then he wanted to touch me between my legs and I said ?no, this is a furnace that burns. " And then he asked me to cook his sausage.
Mother:
- And ... and ... and then what happened?
Daughter:
- "I discovered that my oven does not work, the sausage was cooked for almost two hours, but when I did it taste was still raw!"
- Look, the boys are all pigs. You have to be careful. If he tries to touch your breasts you say "there are the thorns that *****!" and if he tries to touch you between your legs say "no, there is a furnace that burns."
The daughter answered that she understood perfectly and goes to the appointment. After, when his mother ask her:
Daughter:
- He wanted to touch my breasts and I told him: "No, there are the thorns that *****." Then he wanted to touch me between my legs and I said ?no, this is a furnace that burns. " And then he asked me to cook his sausage.
Mother:
- And ... and ... and then what happened?
Daughter:
- "I discovered that my oven does not work, the sausage was cooked for almost two hours, but when I did it taste was still raw!"