A first date

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  • Upsolo
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    • May 2010
    • 110

    #1

    A first date

    A girl is about to go on a first date. The mother worried tells her:
    - Look, the boys are all pigs. You have to be careful. If he tries to touch your breasts you say "there are the thorns that *****!" and if he tries to touch you between your legs say "no, there is a furnace that burns."
    The daughter answered that she understood perfectly and goes to the appointment. After, when his mother ask her:
    Daughter:
    - He wanted to touch my breasts and I told him: "No, there are the thorns that *****." Then he wanted to touch me between my legs and I said ?no, this is a furnace that burns. " And then he asked me to cook his sausage.
    Mother:
    - And ... and ... and then what happened?
    Daughter:
    - "I discovered that my oven does not work, the sausage was cooked for almost two hours, but when I did it taste was still raw!"
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