puns for those with high IQ..

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  • melmar
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2009
    • 296

    #1

    puns for those with high IQ..

    Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

    A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

    Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

    Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

    A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

    Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

    What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

    She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed


    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress

    The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

    You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.


    Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

    A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine

    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

    He had a photographic memory that was never developed
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    A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

    Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

    Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

    Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

    Acupuncture is a jab well done
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