magic *****

[chucklor]

A women goes into a sex shop to make a purchase, the assistant shows her love eggs, rampant rabbits and a whole selection of other sex toys all of which the women already owns.
Then the assistant says " I have got something in today which might intrest you, its in this box, its a magic pr-ck"
Very intrested the women asks "What does it do ?"
"Well," whispers the assistant, you say "magic pr-ck ~~~~ me."
So the women cries' "magic pr-ck ~~~~ me !"
The box lid opens and out pops the magic pr-ck it bounces along the floor and whoosh it starts ~~~~ing the women. After about five minutes the women says "how do you stop it ?"
The assistant cries "magic pr-ck stop !"
And low and behold the magic pr-ck pops out and jumps back into its box.
The women is delighted and purchases the magic pr-ck and rushes home, she dashes upstairs and lays on the bed with legs spread and shouts "magic pr-ck ~~~~ me !"
Again the magic pr-ck jumps out its box and starts pounding the bitch.
After about 10 minutes she shouts "magic pr-ck stop !"
But the magic pr-ck keeps pounding away.
"MAGIC PR-CK STOP !!!" she cries, but the pr-ck keeps pounding away.
Her husband who has heard her screams rushes into the bedroom "whats up darling ?" he asks.
" I have a magic pr-ck stuck up me !!" she cries.
Unconvinced he relpies, "MAGIC PR-CK MY ARSE !!!"

[nara]

A new version of the ages-old crunch bird joke.

It just goes to show that the old jokes are the best