mummy, daddy and baby crab

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  • chucklor
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2009
    • 470

    #1

    mummy, daddy and baby crab

    Mummy, Daddy and baby crab spend a day at the seaside,
    Mummy crab says to baby crab "would you like a fish paste sandwich baby crab ?"
    "Not just yet mummy crab, I'm going to go for a swim first" replies baby crab, and tootles off for a swim.
    After about ten minutes baby crab returns " I'm a little hungry now, I think I will have a fish paste sandwich now please mummy crab" says baby crab.
    "I'm sorry baby crab, but me and daddy crab have eaten them all " replies mummy crab.
    Baby crab sobs and cries "YOU SHELLFISH B_STARDS !!"
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