Binman

[Cronus]

A binman is doing his regular weekly collection and he notices that a house hasn't put out their wheelie bin,
So he goes and knocks on the door of the house and a chinese man comes to the door flustered,

Binman - "Where's your wheelie bin mate?"

Chinese man -"Upstairs"

Binman - "No, where is your wheelie bin?"

Chinese man - "Ok, i wheelie been having a shit"

Binman - "No! mate stop the jokes where is your wheelie bin!?"

Chinese man - "Ohh, sorry... i wheelie been having a w**k"