On a walking holiday over Dartmoor, a man comes across a naked youth tied to a tree. ?Oh thank goodness you?ve found me,? exclaims the youth. ?I was out for a day?s walk when I got attacked by two b@stards who robbed me of everything I had, and even took my clothes. It?s been a bloody nightmare.? The walker looked at the boy and smiled. ?It?s just not your day, is it, son?? he said, unbuckling his trousers.