A man walks into the bar with a crocodile on a lead.
The landlord shouts, " No way mate you can't bring that in here !!!"
The man replies " I know what it looks like but it's OK, he is 100% safe and tame and I will prove it. "
With that the man picks up a empty bottle and hit's the croc over the head, then he drop's his trouser's and pop' his lad out and the crocodile start's sucking it.
" There I told you so," state's the man, " would anyone care for a go?"
A gay guy stand's up and say's " Yes please,,,,,,,, but don't hit me so hard with the bottle !!!!
The landlord shouts, " No way mate you can't bring that in here !!!"
The man replies " I know what it looks like but it's OK, he is 100% safe and tame and I will prove it. "
With that the man picks up a empty bottle and hit's the croc over the head, then he drop's his trouser's and pop' his lad out and the crocodile start's sucking it.
" There I told you so," state's the man, " would anyone care for a go?"
A gay guy stand's up and say's " Yes please,,,,,,,, but don't hit me so hard with the bottle !!!!
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