I approached this fat chick in a nightclub and asked her if she had a pen.
She was all excited about the fact that she had a man showing her interest and she gave me a smile,a cheeky wink and said, "Yes i have."
As she reached for her handbag i said, "Well you'd better get back in it then before the farmer discovers you got out"
She was all excited about the fact that she had a man showing her interest and she gave me a smile,a cheeky wink and said, "Yes i have."
As she reached for her handbag i said, "Well you'd better get back in it then before the farmer discovers you got out"

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