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  • The Strangler
    Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 86
    #1

    Fun at the races

    A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.' 'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the next race'.
    Tags: fun, races
    • .: JaCkPoT :.
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      • Aug 2008
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      #2
      Dont get it

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        • caveman_nige
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          • Feb 2008
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          #3
          Originally posted by Sadiq999uk
          Dont get it
          the kid is actually a jockey (races horses) and not a kid from her school etc......

          nice one...

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            • kenmonu
              Top Poster
              • Apr 2008
              • 153
              #4
              nice one

              Originally posted by The Strangler
              A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.' 'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the next race'.
              nice one strangler, have to say you have come up with some good ones.

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