An Englishman, Scotsman, and Irishman are all overweight and they see an advertisement proclaiming 'GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS', so they go along to give it a go.
On arrival the Englishman is nominated to go first. So he goes to the counter. The lady there asks, 'gold, silver or bronze service?'
As its the first go he decides on bronze service, charged ?5 then told to go into an adjacent room and remove his clothes. In the room there is just a bed and another door. In walks an amazing blonde who says, 'right, chase me round the bed, when you catch me you can f**k my brains out'. Which after 10 minutes running he does.
The Englishman is knackered but realises he can fasten his belt an extra hole now. Amazed, he goes back out to the other two and tells them.
The Scottish guy is really excited by this, and he decides to have silver service. He's charged a tenner and told to go in the room and strip off. In walk two of the most beautiful women he has ever seen, they tell him to chase them round the bed, when he's caught them both he can f**k their brains out. After 20 minutes of running he does just that.
The Scot is shattered, but realises his belt closes two extra notches. Amazed he goes out to tell the other two.
The Irish guy is pissing himself with excitement now, rushes to the counter and demands gold service. The woman charges him ?20 for this and tells him to strip off and go into the room...
He goes in and in walks the biggest naked black guy he's ever seen..
He says, 'You know the routine boy.. start running'
On arrival the Englishman is nominated to go first. So he goes to the counter. The lady there asks, 'gold, silver or bronze service?'
As its the first go he decides on bronze service, charged ?5 then told to go into an adjacent room and remove his clothes. In the room there is just a bed and another door. In walks an amazing blonde who says, 'right, chase me round the bed, when you catch me you can f**k my brains out'. Which after 10 minutes running he does.
The Englishman is knackered but realises he can fasten his belt an extra hole now. Amazed, he goes back out to the other two and tells them.
The Scottish guy is really excited by this, and he decides to have silver service. He's charged a tenner and told to go in the room and strip off. In walk two of the most beautiful women he has ever seen, they tell him to chase them round the bed, when he's caught them both he can f**k their brains out. After 20 minutes of running he does just that.
The Scot is shattered, but realises his belt closes two extra notches. Amazed he goes out to tell the other two.
The Irish guy is pissing himself with excitement now, rushes to the counter and demands gold service. The woman charges him ?20 for this and tells him to strip off and go into the room...
He goes in and in walks the biggest naked black guy he's ever seen..
He says, 'You know the routine boy.. start running'