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  • niroperera
    Newbie
    • Mar 2010
    • 17
    #1

    9 Ways to Propose to a Girl.........

    1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
    You're under arrest!
    For what?
    For stealing my heart.

    2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

    3. Are your legs tired?
    girl: Why?
    because you have been running through my mind all day!

    4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

    5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

    6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,What are you doing
    you respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.

    7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

    8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    9. Hey Girls, walk up to a guy and say: Are you from Greece? No he answers.
    Then you say, Oh, I thought all the Gods were from Greece



    Enjoy....
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    • Bulld0g
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 7158
      #2
      Originally posted by niroperera
      1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
      You're under arrest!
      For what?
      For stealing my heart.

      2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

      3. Are your legs tired?
      girl: Why?
      because you have been running through my mind all day!

      4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

      5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

      6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,What are you doing
      you respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.

      7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

      8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

      9. Hey Girls, walk up to a guy and say: Are you from Greece? No he answers.
      Then you say, Oh, I thought all the Gods were from Greece



      Enjoy....

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        • nara
          DK Veteran
          • May 2008
          • 2586
          #3
          9 Ways to Propose to a Girl.........
          I wouldn't if I was you. You'd only regret it.
          He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000
              #4
              No matter what you do there won't appreciate what you do for them

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                • bald rick
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 514
                  #5
                  howdya like your eggs in the morning... fertilized !!!

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                    • maca
                      Mr. DK DJ
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 6310
                      #6
                      put a mirror down your knickers love, i can see me self down there later....

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000
                          #7
                          Originally posted by bald rick
                          howdya like your eggs in the morning... fertilized !!!
                          FRIED would be better. |Only seems to be the REAL pretty ones that come with dustbin lid

                          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                            • jmac200t
                              Member
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 49
                              #8
                              walk up to her and say"would you eat a bale of hay"f-ck no
                              why she said,you are the first COW i have seen to refuse one.

                              THEN RUN

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                                • mrgasman
                                  Banned
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 668
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by niroperera
                                  1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
                                  You're under arrest!
                                  For what?
                                  For stealing my heart.

                                  2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

                                  3. Are your legs tired?
                                  girl: Why?
                                  because you have been running through my mind all day!

                                  4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

                                  5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

                                  6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,What are you doing
                                  you respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.

                                  7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

                                  8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

                                  9. Hey Girls, walk up to a guy and say: Are you from Greece? No he answers.
                                  Then you say, Oh, I thought all the Gods were from Greece



                                  Enjoy....
                                  Your single arent ya

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                                    • gmb45
                                      Admin Assistant
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 7538
                                      #10
                                      wheres the bucket
                                      go up to her and say.... do you like chicken ? well suck this its fowl
                                      worked for me
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