Old guy in U.S. sends text to son;
Hi son,thinking of planting tomatoes in garden. Wish you were here to do digging.
Five minutes later son sends reply.
No no no dad, dont dig garden. Thats where I hid the thing. Dont dig. Too dangerous.
Half hour later Police, FBI and CIA turn up and dig up the garden.Not finding anything they leave disgusted.
One hour later son sends text to dad;
Well,dad, good look with the tomato planting.
Hi son,thinking of planting tomatoes in garden. Wish you were here to do digging.
Five minutes later son sends reply.
No no no dad, dont dig garden. Thats where I hid the thing. Dont dig. Too dangerous.
Half hour later Police, FBI and CIA turn up and dig up the garden.Not finding anything they leave disgusted.
One hour later son sends text to dad;
Well,dad, good look with the tomato planting.
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