A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the
> office to show it off to his colleagues.
>
> As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along
> too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming
> off.
>
> More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile
> and calls the police..
>
> Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman
> has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming
> hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is
> ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll
> simply never be the same again!'
>
> After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman
> shakes his head in disgust.
>
> 'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are
> ,' he says.. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that
> you don't notice anything else in your life.'
>
> 'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the
> Porsche owner.
>
> The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right
> arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
>
> The Londoner looks down in horror.
>
> 'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
> office to show it off to his colleagues.
>
> As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along
> too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming
> off.
>
> More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile
> and calls the police..
>
> Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman
> has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming
> hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is
> ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll
> simply never be the same again!'
>
> After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman
> shakes his head in disgust.
>
> 'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are
> ,' he says.. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that
> you don't notice anything else in your life.'
>
> 'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the
> Porsche owner.
>
> The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right
> arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
>
> The Londoner looks down in horror.
>
> 'F***ING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
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