One week after marriage...

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  • Devilfish
    Administrator
    • Feb 2008
    • 7872

    #1

    One week after marriage...

    ...this is what happens!
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  • caveman_nige
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 4920

    #2
    But what is she saying... people start coming up with ideas..

    I reckon its 'he is not your friend anymore, my friends are now your only friends'.

    Or 'my mum was right about you'.

    Or 'now i will cut my hair short and start wearing dungerees'
    Last edited by caveman_nige; 18 November, 2008, 11:02.

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    • cantona7
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 936

      #3
      "you did f*cking what to my sister"
      or
      "i dont give a sh*t how hungover you are,go get me some fcuking food"
      Last edited by cantona7; 18 November, 2008, 11:41.

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      • Devilfish
        Administrator
        • Feb 2008
        • 7872

        #4
        Or...

        "When I asked if my arse looked fat in those jeans, you weren't supposed to answer truthfully!"

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        • father ted
          V.I.P. Member
          • Feb 2008
          • 1389

          #5
          "wot time do you call this?,youve not been at football all this time"

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          • Dreamer
            V.I.P. Member
            • Apr 2008
            • 2020

            #6
            She's saying:-

            Look at the ~~~~ing state of you!!!
            One pint my ~~~~ing *rse.
            You've p*ssed all over the floor and can't even stand up straight!!
            Last edited by Dreamer; 20 November, 2008, 14:34.



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