- 16yr Old First Time Sex!
Couple sitting up waiting for their 16 yr old son to come home. He eventually comes in with a big smile on his face... " Hi Mum. Hi Dad, guess wot? I've just had sex for the first time and it was great!"
His Dad replies "Thats great son! To celibrate I'll buy you that bike you wanted, but you will have to wait till my next payday"
"Thats ok dad I would'nt be able to ride it , my arse is still sore!"