Two Nuns were happily driving along the road one bright and sunny Sunday morning when a car pulled along side with a bunch of young lads in it. "GET YA TITS OUT!" "FANCY A SHAG" they shouted. Sister Bernadette turned to Sister Mary and said " I don`t think they realise who we are, show them your cross" So Sister Mary wound down the window and shouted " **** OFF YA BUNCH OF BASTARDS!!!!"