A guy walks into a pub

[corky1957]

A guy walks into a pub and shouts "quick, give me a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman pours him a pint and he downs it in one. "so, what`s the trouble?" says the landlord." I`ve got no money" says the guy....

[tridoc]

A woman walks into a bar a asks for a shot of their best Scotch. She then chugs it down where upon promptly passes out for 2 hours... leaving the bar keep worried as to what happen... when she comes to, she acts as if nothing happened and pays her tab... much to the suprise of the bar keep....Well this goes on like clock work over the next few days and when the bar keep is discussing his new problem with a friend.... the friend tells him that its no problem at all but rather a money making opportunity and proceeds to tell him how>>> "now you say she comes in every day, orders her Scotch, drinks it and passes out cold for two hours, comes to and pays her bill, Right ??? ---- Well while shes out we can charge the boys in the bar a small fee to have at her" So the very next time she comes in he puts this plan into effect and while shes out he keeps time while the boys go at it and stop before the time she due to awake; and just as before she comes to and pays and leaves. This goes on for a while and the bar keep has his little "gold mine" going >>> so the next time she comes in he tells her that he has bought a very rare and old bottle of Scotch just for her >>> where upon she says that she rather have a glass of beer instead and the bar keep is baffled as to why and asks "is there anything wrong with my Scotch ??" and she replies " Oh no.... just been noticing that it's been making my pussy sore !!, so I thought I'd try a beer instead.

[scanjunky]

A drunk goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"

[RCpower]