Two Saskatchewan boys went to Edmonton for Grey Cup and were approached by a prostitute, who
offered to do them both for $120. They went along, but being inexperienced,
they both were puzzled when she got out two condoms, and showed each how to
put one on. "That's so I won't have a baby!" she told them, inwardly amused
by their lack of worldliness. She then gave them their money's worth, and they went home.
That was Saturday night.....on Tuesday morning, the two were out working in
their father's field, when one turned to his brother and said, "Jed, do you really
give a rat's ass if that ol' gal we screwed has a baby?"
"Why HELL no," replied Jed.
"Then let's take these here rubbers off, I gotta piss so bad my tonsils is
floatin'"
offered to do them both for $120. They went along, but being inexperienced,
they both were puzzled when she got out two condoms, and showed each how to
put one on. "That's so I won't have a baby!" she told them, inwardly amused
by their lack of worldliness. She then gave them their money's worth, and they went home.
That was Saturday night.....on Tuesday morning, the two were out working in
their father's field, when one turned to his brother and said, "Jed, do you really
give a rat's ass if that ol' gal we screwed has a baby?"
"Why HELL no," replied Jed.
"Then let's take these here rubbers off, I gotta piss so bad my tonsils is
floatin'"