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  • DNG2010
    DK Veteran
    • Mar 2010
    • 369

    #1

    Joke of the Day

    One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.

    Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."

    So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.

    For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.

    Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."

    DNG



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  • ruudvandan
    DK Veteran
    • Dec 2008
    • 1091

    #2
    the punchline is his boss got the dontated kidney
    http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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    • racin-snake
      V.I.P. Member
      • Jun 2009
      • 2285

      #3
      no the boss would have to donate his two ??
      Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?

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