letter from a irish mother to her son

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  • leotheloin
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2009
    • 1001

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    letter from a irish mother to her son

    Dear Son,,,,,, I am writing this letter slowly because i know you cant read very fast..We are all very well here you wont recognise the house when you get home because we've moved..It is quite nice and it has a washing machine,,I put the shirts in it last week pulled the chain and haven't seen them since..Your fathers got a really good job he has 500 men under him he's cutting the grass at the cemetery...Your sister mary has hadher baby but i dont know if it's a boy or girl,so i cant tell you whteher you're an aunt or an uncle...Your cousin pat died last week and he was cremated on wednesday and it took a week to put the fire out It only rained twice last week,,once for one day and once for three days....I've sent you a coat, but it was to heavy for the post,,,so i cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets....Your loving mother,,,,,,,, P.S. i was going to enclose ?5 but i've allready sealed the envelope
  • leotheloin
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2009
    • 1001

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    Originally posted by leotheloin
    Dear Son,,,,,, I am writing this letter slowly because i know you cant read very fast..We are all very well here you wont recognise the house when you get home because we've moved..It is quite nice and it has a washing machine,,I put the shirts in it last week pulled the chain and haven't seen them since..Your fathers got a really good job he has 500 men under him he's cutting the grass at the cemetery...Your sister mary has hadher baby but i dont know if it's a boy or girl,so i cant tell you whteher you're an aunt or an uncle...Your cousin pat died last week and he was cremated on wednesday and it took a week to put the fire out It only rained twice last week,,once for one day and once for three days....I've sent you a coat, but it was to heavy for the post,,,so i cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets....Your loving mother,,,,,,,, P.S. i was going to enclose ?5 but i've allready sealed the envelope
    Opps would a mod transfer this post over to comedy central.

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